PREZ TRUMP TWEETS MEMECOIN, SENDS SHIBA INU TO THE MOON

Hold onto your hats, copyright nerds! The markets are going bananas after that guy himself, Trump, dropped a tweet about memecoin Shiba Inu. It's like he blessed the coin with his legendary status, and suddenly everyone is buying. Shiba Inu is skyrocketing right now, leaving traders speechless. This whole thing is pure beautiful anarchy, and we're